Someone has developed a machine to separate the cookie part of the Oreo from the cream portion! This particular inventor prefers the cookie part without the cream. See the miracle in action below.
In related news, Mayor Bloomberg has announced that use of this new machine is now mandatory by all New York City grocery stores which will be required to pre-separate Oreo cookies and cream in an effort to reduce caloric intake for New Yorkers. Consumers will be able to choose cookies or cream but cannot have both.