True Social Justice

United States Justice System To Close All Brick-And-Mortar Locations, Operate Exclusively On Twitterhttps://t.co/TkKeRTBUD5 pic.twitter.com/HX5dlWMtht

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 25, 2018

We All Stand With Nike

Well, actually I don't.  Haven't purchased anything from Nike in decades, finding their iconography  to reek of fascist imagery from the 1930s.  That may also explain why they chose as the icon for their new campaign a guy who admires murderous, homophobic, and fascistic thugs.