Saturday, January 5, 2013

Death Star Canteen

In case you hadn't heard, the petition to the White House requesting that the United States begin construction of a Death Star (see Star Wars) by 2016 has now garnered more than 25,000 signatures.  The estimated cost of $7 quadrillion will certainly have a huge multiplier effect and guarantee full employment!  Plus, we can use the plunder from other worlds to pay off our debt.
death star petition 730x411 Petition to build a Death Star by 2016 passes 25,000 signatures, White House is required to respond However, the building of the Death Star will present significant operational challenges which are addressed by one of my favorite comedians, Eddie Izzard:

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