Tuesday, June 21, 2016

A Clever Plot Exposed

According to the President and the New York Times, the culprits responsible for the Orlando massacre are Republicans, opponents of same-sex marriage, and law-abiding gun owners. And now we discover that these agents of intolerance cleverly manipulated Omar Mateen, a registered Democrat and Hillary Clinton supporter*, into actually doing their dirty work for them. We must be thankful that the real evildoers behind this tragedy have been exposed through the unrelenting efforts of Our Glorious Leader and his free press!

* Writing in the June 20 edition of the Washington Post, Mohammed Malik, who reported his suspicions of Omar Mateen to the FBI, remarks:
I last saw him at a dinner at his father’s house in January. We talked about the presidential election and debated our views of the candidates that were running – he liked Hillary Clinton and I liked Bernie Sanders. This banter continued through texts and phone calls for several months.

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