"Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian-American, please."
The key scene from The Big Lebowski, which sets up the entire rest of the movie. Watch The Dude, Walter and Donnie decide to seek redress for the Dude's peed upon rug (after all, it tied the room together). As a bonus, the beginning of the clip features a song by a recent recipient of the Nobel Prize for Literature.
Before I'm done, faithful readers will have watched the entire movie in snippets.